Food and porn and sex. Not necessarily disparate topics (just ask me about the uses for strawberries), as long as we can all agree that porn is the fantasy and sex is the reality sides of the same coin we can all get along nicely. Here is an educational video to help (thanks Laughing Squid and Cyndi Darnell for the link)
Porn Sex vs Real Sex, The Differences Explained With Food

Be sure to check out the banana and cholocolate dip, haha 🙂